British Guy

BRITISH GUY, also known as "Real English Pickle and Mash" is the

CENTRAL PROTAGONIST CHARACTER of MACHINEworld game-package-experience.
After defeating DRAGON-X and typing in the KONAMI CODE 5 times British Guy effectively HACKED SPACEBALLZ UNIVERSE-ity and became the man we know today. A CHARMING KANDROTASIAN MAN, highly regarded by his peers, BRITISH GUY turns off the computer when he is not working and Naturally Dispells Wetiko Energy through Sungazing.

BATTLE of The Hill '997
In the year '997 BRITISH GUY fought the forces up on the hills of The Hill. He argued that, "The Holy is too great and too terrible when encountered directly for men of normal sanity to be able to contemplate it comfortably. Only those who cannot care for the consequences run the risk of the direct confrontation of the Holy." ...And people thought he was mad and he was immediately crucified which has no, life-architectural metaphysical relation or implication to any other event past, present or future and from which we could imply something about the nature of reality, theological evidence, or the nature of social relations.